Wordy trip report? Not this.
Five words in every line.
Map and flight list: http://openflights.org/trip/214
LH 779 SIN-FRA seat 55K
Twelve hours in tin can.
Ancient jumbo, even toilet scuffed.
Man, not flying SQ sucks.
Beer. Sausage. Beer. Schnitzel. Beer.
Frankfurt Book Fair
Weekdays all work, weekend play.
Bounteous, mostly underaged, cosplayer bonanza.
Next time, bring better lens.
Unreserved tickets are a pleasure.
But whence famed German punctuality?
The Dom: yes, it’s big.
Lounge in Marriott Cologne rocks.
Suspended monorail for the win.
Even had to buy T-shirt.
Everybody else here is retired.
Good wine though. Where’s Tittenmädchenplatz?
It’s a pretty castle alright,
but I preferred the hike.
Arab oil sheikhdom, only European.
Hearing spoken Lëtzebuergesch scares me.
Judd mat gaardebounen with Diekirch!
FR 1921 HHN-TMP seat ??
Ryanair: it’s not so bad
when expecting rubber glove proctology.
(Well, OK, it’s still bad.)
Salsa with five blonde pixies,
plus Finnish mixology until three.
It was worth the hangover.
Michelin starred lunch, elf shopping,
flourescent minigolf, more wild parties.
Even the weather mostly cooperated.
AY829 HEL-FRA E190 seat 20A
First AY flight in years.
Bumpy Embraer, sad snack pack.
I’ll stick with Star Alliance.
HI Frankfurt Airport-Nord
Albanian shuttle-cabbie brought along girlfriend.
Time-warp motel free on PointSavers.
Decent room, chocolate, decaying fruit.
FRA LH Senator Lounge
Healthy German breakfast: beer & sausage.
LH966 FRA-MUC A321 seat 30F
Bigger than the Helsinki plane.
More time waiting than flying.
Take off, snack, circle, land.
MUC LH Senator Lounge
Munchen wrapped in foggy quilt.
Empty terminal is shaded gray.
Only my flight not delayed.
LH790 MUC-SIN A340 seat 55K
So much nicer than jumbo.
AVOD, decent pitch, great service.
But ending soon? Load 20%…
Patronage and praise much appreciated.
Next time, I’ll try haiku.